Who the heck am I?

Sometimes I perform standup.
Other times I race triathlons.
All the times I post hot dogs.

Speaking of dogs, I have a furry daughter named Sandy who I love so much.

I also love to write, why I write copy for a living.
At the ripe age of 16, I published a non-fictional story about my
tortured Ken — Hi Barbie! Hi Ken! — doll named Bob-No-Legs.
And I’ve been writing ever since.

Want to learn more about my writing capabilities?
Let’s talk.